Birthday Definition Card

birthday noun
| birth·day \ˈbərth-dā\
1. the painful realization that the universe has conspired against you once again by hurling you through time and space on a globe spinning at 1,040 miles per hour, only to land in front of a flaming piece of sponge cake with your name spelled out in artificial blue frosting.
2. a special occasion marking the day of your birth

:: 1 color letterpress printed card, cream paper with coordinating envelope.

::  size 3 1/2 x 5 inches

:: Made in the USA on an antique letterpress by Hat + Wig + Glove and Oblation Papers & Press.