{"product_id":"bullshit-get-well-card","title":"Bullshit Get Well Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"24\" data-end=\"75\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"24\" data-end=\"75\"\u003eYou'll Be Back ... Eventually\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"77\" data-end=\"151\"\u003eSometimes the best recovery wishes come from the people who know you best.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"153\" data-end=\"442\"\u003eWhether someone is healing from surgery, recovering from an illness, or simply having a rough stretch, this card delivers encouragement with just the right amount of humor. A little reassurance, a little sarcasm, and a reminder that their usual antics will be back on schedule soon enough.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"444\" data-end=\"767\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"444\" data-end=\"457\"\u003efeatures.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e:: front message reads “You'll be back on your bullshit in no time.”\u003cbr data-start=\"526\" data-end=\"529\"\u003e:: letterpress printed with playful illustration and get-well humor\u003cbr data-start=\"596\" data-end=\"599\"\u003e:: blank inside for your own well wishes and encouragement\u003cbr data-start=\"657\" data-end=\"660\"\u003e:: printed on 100% recycled paper stock\u003cbr data-start=\"699\" data-end=\"702\"\u003e:: includes kraft envelope\u003cbr data-start=\"728\" data-end=\"731\"\u003e:: packaged in a protective sleeve\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"444\" data-end=\"828\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"830\" data-end=\"845\"\u003edimensions.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e:: A2 size - 4.25\" x 5.5\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"860\" data-end=\"936\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"860\" data-end=\"875\"\u003emaker info.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e:: printed in Providence, Rhode Island by Frog \u0026amp; Toad Press.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Frog \u0026 Toad Press","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47029490679964,"sku":"RI4-SY007","price":5.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/7462\/files\/2ea7d3fcb7f8932cf662825e701d594a85ff7453b7335a2d324558925f92291f.webp?v=1780671846","url":"https:\/\/periodsix.com\/products\/bullshit-get-well-card","provider":"PERIOD SIX STUDIO","version":"1.0","type":"link"}