{"product_id":"donkeys-ass-birthday-card","title":"Donkey's Ass Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"24\" data-end=\"56\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"24\" data-end=\"56\"\u003ePin This One\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"58\" data-end=\"90\"\u003eA birthday wish, carnival-style.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"92\" data-end=\"415\"\u003eInspired by the classic game of pinning the tail on the donkey, this card offers a delightfully odd blessing for the year ahead: good luck, good timing, and maybe a few perfectly aimed victories along the way. Equal parts silly and sincere, it's a great choice for anyone who appreciates humor that's just a little offbeat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"417\" data-end=\"746\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"417\" data-end=\"430\"\u003efeatures.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e:: front message reads “May all your tails land squarely on the donkey's ass. Happy Birthday.”\u003cbr data-start=\"525\" data-end=\"528\"\u003e:: whimsical illustration with playful vintage carnival charm\u003cbr data-start=\"589\" data-end=\"592\"\u003e:: blank inside for your own birthday wishes\u003cbr data-start=\"636\" data-end=\"639\"\u003e:: printed on 100% recycled paper stock\u003cbr data-start=\"678\" data-end=\"681\"\u003e:: includes kraft envelope\u003cbr data-start=\"707\" data-end=\"710\"\u003e:: packaged in a protective sleeve\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"444\" data-end=\"828\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"830\" data-end=\"845\"\u003edimensions.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e:: A2 size - 4.25\" x 5.5\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"860\" data-end=\"936\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"860\" data-end=\"875\"\u003emaker info.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e:: printed in Providence, Rhode Island by Frog \u0026amp; Toad Press.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Frog \u0026 Toad Press","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47029453815964,"sku":"RI4-HB028","price":5.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/7462\/files\/9277fbef4aecca4cdd9eb893fb0caaf144ebf225651268469165d5fc85003530.webp?v=1780669025","url":"https:\/\/periodsix.com\/products\/donkeys-ass-birthday-card","provider":"PERIOD SIX STUDIO","version":"1.0","type":"link"}