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Chez Gagné

Happy Bday You F*cking Fossil Card

$ 5.95 USD

Probably not the card for your mom, or your boss. However, it's the perfect card for your calcified older brother who also pulled the "because I'm older" line. Who's laughing now, bro?

:: Blank inside. 

:: Card is letterpress printed on a vintage printing press.

:: Bright White, Tree-Free 100% Cotton Paper with coordinating envelope.

:: 5.5" x 4.25" Folded card, sealed in a cello sleeve.

:: Designed and made in USA by Chez Gagné