{"product_id":"stupid-new-card","title":"Stupid New Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"24\" data-end=\"66\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"24\" data-end=\"66\"\u003eGood Luck in Your Stupid New Town\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"68\" data-end=\"151\"\u003eSome goodbyes call for heartfelt words. Others call for lovingly delivered insults.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"153\" data-end=\"388\"\u003eThis card is for the friend who's moving away, starting fresh, and leaving you behind to be jealous of their stupid new adventures. Equal parts farewell and affection, it's the kind of card that only works when you really like someone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"390\" data-end=\"730\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"390\" data-end=\"403\"\u003efeatures.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e:: front message playfully roasts a friend heading off to a new chapter\u003cbr data-start=\"475\" data-end=\"478\"\u003e:: bold typographic design with dry, sarcastic humor\u003cbr data-start=\"530\" data-end=\"533\"\u003e:: blank inside for your own send-off, encouragement, or additional heckling\u003cbr data-start=\"609\" data-end=\"612\"\u003e:: printed on heavyweight uncoated cardstock\u003cbr data-start=\"656\" data-end=\"659\"\u003e:: includes kraft envelope\u003cbr data-start=\"685\" data-end=\"688\"\u003e:: packaged in a protective cello sleeve\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"660\" data-start=\"616\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"631\" data-start=\"616\"\u003edimensions.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e:: A2 size - 4.25\" x 5.5\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"717\" data-start=\"662\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"677\" data-start=\"662\"\u003emaker info.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e:: made in Gulf Breeze, FL by As Told By Ellie.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"As Told By Ellie","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46984725135516,"sku":"FL9-FRD012","price":5.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/7462\/files\/f2349e2b4ef848964a42534afad34be79147978cda654acf6086c73a0c221f34.webp?v=1780094999","url":"https:\/\/periodsix.com\/products\/stupid-new-card","provider":"PERIOD SIX STUDIO","version":"1.0","type":"link"}