Street Value Card
"How many houses did you TP as a kid? How many times did you spend rolls of booty tissue making yourself into a mummy? If you had all that TP back today you could be selling it in front of Costco and making enough to retire in the Caribbean like a drug kingpin! " -xou
:: Folded card, blank inside
:: A2 size (4.25" x 5.5"
:: A2 bright red, euro flap envelope
:: Printed in the USA on 100% recycled 130# paper stock
:: Designed in the USA by xou.