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Mom Pro-Tip Card

$ 4.50 USD

"Moms. We love them. They can annoy the shit out of us. The porn industry has made bajillions off of those who really love moms.

But moms know us better than anybody, which means they can but a bitch emotionally when they want to. So, be good to all the moms because they truly have all the power in the world." - xou

:: Folded card, blank inside

:: A2 size (4.25" x 5.5"

:: A2 bright red, euro flap envelope

:: Printed in the USA on 100% recycled 130# paper stock

:: Designed in the USA by xou.