Stupid New Card

Good Luck in Your Stupid New Town

Some goodbyes call for heartfelt words. Others call for lovingly delivered insults.

This card is for the friend who's moving away, starting fresh, and leaving you behind to be jealous of their stupid new adventures. Equal parts farewell and affection, it's the kind of card that only works when you really like someone.

features.
:: front message playfully roasts a friend heading off to a new chapter
:: bold typographic design with dry, sarcastic humor
:: blank inside for your own send-off, encouragement, or additional heckling
:: printed on heavyweight uncoated cardstock
:: includes kraft envelope
:: packaged in a protective cello sleeve

dimensions.
:: A2 size - 4.25" x 5.5"

maker info.
:: made in Gulf Breeze, FL by As Told By Ellie.